“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.”–Groucho Marx
“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”–Mark Twain
"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it."—Moses Hadas
"There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure."—Jack E. LeonardWhen Insults Had Class
